Inspirational and Funny Chiropractic Quotes
These chiropractic wellness quotes celebrate the world of chiropractors, chiropractic care, and the commitment to health wellbeing.
Chiropractic Quotes from Celebrities
Chiropractic gives me the flexibility I need to keep in the game.
– Venus Williams
The game of life requires the edge that chiropractic care provides.
– Jerry Rice
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
– Bob Hope
People can see the premature wear and tear on their car’s tires that occurs if the wheels are misaligned, yet the same holds true for the human body if the spine is misaligned.
– Robert Blaich, author of Your Inner Pharmacy
A chiropractor accomplished in three weeks what the army doctors haven’t been able to do in two years.
– George Kennedy, actor
Funny Chiropractic Quotes
Don’t take chiropractors too seriously. They’re always pulling your leg.
– anonymous
Chiropractors crack me up.
– anonymous
Chiropractic Wellness Quotes
Bodybuilders and fitness people have been using, very extensively, chiropractors in order to stay healthy and fit. Whenever I had a little problem with my body, I always ran to one of my dear friends, he was always right there with the adjustments. This is how I found out the best way of going, is to use chiropractors, not only after injuries, but also before injury.
– Arnold Schwarzenegger
Chiropractors correct abnormalities of the intellect as well as those of the body.
– David Daniel Palmer, founder of Chiropractic
Short Chiropractic Quotes
Chiropractic makes me feel a few inches taller each time I come out.
– Christie Brinkley
The spine is the lifeline. A lot of people should go to a chiropractor but they don’t know it.
– Jack LaLanne
I rely on regular chiropractic care to keep in shape for my strenuous type of acting and singing.
– Liza Minelli
I probably wouldn’t even be here now if it weren’t for chiropractic.
– Merle Haggard
Tiger Woods Chiropractic Quotes
I’ve been going to chiropractors for as long as I can remember. It’s as important to my training as practicing my swing.
– Tiger Woods
Tom Brady Chiropractic Quote
Chiropractic just makes you feel so much better. When I walk out of the clinic, I feel like I’m about three inches taller and everything’s in place.”
– Tom Brady
As long as I see the chiropractor, I feel like I’m on step ahead of the game.”
– Tom Brady
Chiropractic Quotes BJ Palmer
Medicine is the study of disease and what causes man to die. Chiropractic is the study of health and what causes man to live.
– B. J. Palmer
Chiropractic is health insurance. Premiums small. Dividends large!
– B. J. Palmer
The preservation of health is easier than the cure of disease”
– B.J. Palmer
Inspirational Chiropractic Health Quotes
Increase your power the easy way through chiropractic.
– Unknown
When health is absent Wisdom cannot reveal itself, Art cannot become manifest, Strength cannot be exerted, Wealth is useless and Reason is powerless.”
– Herophilies, 300 B.C.
Chiropractic Quotes and Sayings
A man is as young as his spinal column.”
– Joseph H. Pilates
Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.
– Unknown
If you listen to your body when it whispers, you won’t have to hear it scream.
– Unknown
Two and three years after patients with back pain were treated by chiropractors, they experienced far less pain than those who were treated by medical doctors.
– The British Medical Journal
Look well to the spine for the cause of disease.
– Hippocrates
By keeping the body as subluxaton-free as possible through chiropractic adjustments and living a sensible, wellness-oriented lifestyle, we can significantly enhance the body’s natural restorative powers.”
– Terry A. Rondberg, D.C., President of the World Chiropractic Alliance
Regular chiropractic adjustments go hand in hand with good health.
– Peter Fonda
You are one adjustment away from a good mood.
– Unknown
If you ignore your health, it will go away.
– Unknown
Performing at my best is important to me and should be to everyone. I am blessed that my dad is a chiropractor. Getting adjusted regularly – along with practicing other good health habits that my mom helped me to establish – are all part of my goal to win in life and on the field.
– Aaron Rodgers
Since I’ve been in chiropractic, I’ve improved by leaps and bounds both mentally and physically.
– Michael Jordan
Thomas Edison Chiropractic Quote
The doctor of the future will give no medicine but will interest the patient in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.
– Thomas Edison
Usain Bolt Chiropractic Quote
But if I keep my core and back strong, the scoliosis doesn’t really bother me.”
– Usain Bolt